The Reality of things

This wiki is made by an annoyed creative person, who has lived in her house in this town of creative people for quite a while. She is annoyed because of the sudden lack of uniqueness that has bursted out in some ElfHouses. She is talking about the Motorcycle story -effect.

You have read them all, they're everywhere. "Post this if you love someone" and "post this if you object to child abuse." Now who could not post this or that story on their ElfHouse, in fear of being branded "a supporter of abortion" or *gasp*: "a person who loves nobody"? I'll tell you who: a person who is not a bloody Lemming. What I want to see in ElfHouses is information about the person, by the person. You love your girlfriend dearly? Then write a poem to/about her (see [Paul Doyle] for example; that is, if his lyrical Valentine's thing is still there). Draw your boyfriend as a guardian angel or a barbarian rescuing you from a dragon (if that's what strikes your fancy). Express what you are and what you believe in, but do it creativily.

Why are those stories annoying, you ask innocently. Are they not quite sweet and also useful information? Nay my friend, any story that has the message "she was raped, she got pregnant, she killed herself" is not useful information. It does not try to give any girl an example of what to do in the case of rape, it doesn't invoke symphaty: it simply turns on rapists and might prompt a closet-rapist to commit his crime, since girls on this site are educated to kill themselves rather than talk of their problems to adults or peers. Not to mention that every single one of those stories is fake.

So, what shall I do about it? Whine my ass off? Nay, I like my ass where it is, so I'm going to take action: I will re-write those stupid stories. Not to replace them, but to get people a-thinking. I do not allow these stories to be pasted into people's houses! These are not going to be the next thing to annoy the hell out of everybody, and I will report for breaching copyright if you copy-paste these to your house. If you appreciate my work, then let me know by giving me a wave (no need to even type out "*waves*" -- just a physical wave of your hand will do). Do link to this wiki if you wish to share it, but what I don't want to see/hear about is someone with a lame-story in their house getting a message with a link to here! No spamming to people who you think should be "educated" on how lame their house is. Everyone is allowed to discover for themselves.

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The TRUE Motorcycle-Story

The TRUE Rape-Story


Have I missed a story (probably yes :P)? Link me!




This was all ranted to you by Your Local [iippo].